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Welcome to The Pompous Post™
Welcome to The Pompous Post™ — Satire for the Soulfully Unhinged Greetings, traveler. If you’ve somehow wandered into this digital cul-de-sac of comedic commentary by accident, fear not... you are among friends. Possibly disturbed friends, yes… but still friends. You have stumbled into a corner of the internet where logic takes a backseat, sarcasm rides shotgun, and satire drives directly into traffic. Seatbelts are voluntary!
By The Pompous Post10 months ago in Humor
Regarding Your Recent Lack of Laughter . Top Story - June 2025.
Hey there! 👋🫤⚡ It's me: _Lightning Bolt⚡ and please don't fly off the handle. ⚡😐 On a rare occasion, every once in a while, self-awareness smacks me on the head like a giant rubber dildo. And you, my faithful readers, make that possible. (The self-awareness... not the dildo.)
By Lightning Bolt ⚡10 months ago in Humor
Writer’s block. Top Story - June 2025.
It occurred to me that, at this point in time and due to the current circumstances, I should record an account of the facts that have transformed my existence as I knew it.
By Susan Fourtané 10 months ago in Humor
My Dinner with an Android
Note: Okay, I know that many of you may have never seen the Louis Malle classic, but I thought I could make some of you smile with my shortened take on a classic film about two friends discussing life over a very long meal.
By Kendall Defoe 10 months ago in Humor
Introducing the Thought Transcribe Tool™
Have you ever noticed you write your best work in your head before you fall asleep? Do you lie awake in bed for ages, writing full, award-winning stories in your mind, only to find you’ve forgotten almost everything when you wake up?
By Sandy Gillman10 months ago in Humor
I Quit, But Not Before Saying a Few Things
Dear Management, HR, and Whoever Is Currently Pretending to Be in Charge, Effective immediately, or as soon as I finish typing this beautiful trainwreck of a farewell, I hereby resign from my position as Senior Associate of Whatever the Hell It Is I Do Here. That’s right. I quit. And unlike the software we rely on, I will not crash silently. I will make noise.
By David M10 months ago in Humor
Apply Here for Your Identity
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By Ian Vince10 months ago in Humor
A Short Guide to Sterling
When it comes to financial status and matters of money and wealth, Britons are, by and large, very private people. Indeed, conspicuous display of wealth is as egregious a no-no as the public exhibition of one’s genitalia or the freely volunteered confession that you own a Yes album. It just isn’t done and, in some cases, may even carry a heavy legal penalty.
By Ian Vince10 months ago in Humor
The Day My Fridge Became an Influencer
It all began when my refrigerator got Wi-Fi. Yes, you read that right. My once-loyal, milk-chilling, leftover-hugging fridge got connected to the internet—and instantly lost its mind.
By The Waiting Tree10 months ago in Humor
Lift the Lid on Convenience Fud
Busy career? Not enough time on your hands to cook for you or your family? It’s not hard to see why the national diet includes such a generous helping of convenience food.
By Ian Vince10 months ago in Humor
Called to the Bar
Britons have a special aptitude for being drunk and are rightly famous the world over for it. Whether it’s lager-fuelled football hooligans or Scotch-doused MPs, getting inebriated is a national pastime and is as much a part of our heritage as over-boiled vegetables, tea and losing at sport.
By Ian Vince10 months ago in Humor
A Guide to the British Pub
Swinging open the doors of an assortment of hostelries, the Department of Social Scrutiny looks for the perfect British public house.
By Ian Vince10 months ago in Humor