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The Fartblossom. Content Warning.
The fartblossom (Malodorus flatulus) is an aquatic or ground plant whose leaves float atop the water or protrude from the ground from a stalk that is quite prickly and hairy. Its roots extend vertically below the surface, where it is anchored via a circular contractile ground sphincter that orients its tilt.
By Gerard DiLeo3 years ago in Humor
When You Call A Woman A Tart. Remember A Tart Is Food.
I love tarts. I like Lemon tarts, cherry tarts, Jam tarts, and most tarts. I also love savory tarts. Tarts are delicious, so to those of you who have been called a tart, I applaud you because you must be tasty.
By Carol Ann Townend3 years ago in Humor
The Sizable Invasion of the Coat Hanger Army. Top Story - September 2023.
What was supposed to be another quiet and rainy day down here on planet Earth soon turned out to be anything but, for those blouses, jeans, and shirts that were patiently waiting to be put away after their long-drawn-out affair with the heat machine, that their humans insisted upon throwing them in.
By Jonathan Townend3 years ago in Humor
The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters. Top Story - September 2023. Content Warning.
Page 1 Introduction : Welcome to the only official book that teaches demons and monsters how to cook: The Cookbook for Demons and Monsters, Culinary Adventures for Creatures of the Night. Welcome all. Except humans, you suck. Stay out. If you’re a human, stop reading now. These recipes aren’t for you!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
Funny Things I Said To My Laptop Today.
Laptops are convenient, useful, and annoying at the same time. They try to restart when you don't want them to, even when you ask them not to, they freeze randomly on you, and sometimes they only start up when they feel like it.
By Carol Ann Townend3 years ago in Humor
My First Stand-Up Act As a Comedian
"HEY VOCAL! Thank you so much, I'm happy to be here tonight. You know, my presence here today is a surprise. I have a side gig, other than being the most amazing writer of all time in ... never. I guess it's more of a main gig, since it earns more than writing... but that's okay. It's a gig, right?
By Hope Martin3 years ago in Humor
