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The Great Escape of Gary the Goldfish (and Mildred the Microwave)
Alright, buckle up, because you're about to witness the greatest fish heist this side of the Mississippi (or your kitchen sink, depending on your geographical woes). It all began on a Tuesday, which, as everyone knows, is the most depressing day of the week. You, our weary hero, were staring listlessly at the beige walls, contemplating the existential crisis of your goldfish, Gary.
By Ahmad Zubair2 years ago in Humor
The Hilarious Hustle: Keeping It Healthy in a Chaotic World
Let's face it, maintaining health and wellness in today's world feels like trying to win a staring contest with a hyperactive toddler – it's intense, requires laser focus, and might end in tears (yours or theirs, no judgment). We all know that kale smoothies and downward-facing dog are the secret to eternal youth, but let's be honest, most of us would rather chase after a runaway toddler than a yoga instructor.
By Sarah Ahmad2 years ago in Humor
How to Fold a Fitted Sheet: A Masterclass in Frustration. Content Warning.
Ah, the fitted sheet. A seemingly simple object that transforms into an origami nightmare the moment you attempt to fold it. We've all been there, wrestling with this rectangular enigma, left with a crumpled mess that resembles a rejected deflated beach ball. Fear not, fellow laundry warriors! Today, we embark on a journey – a masterclass, if you will – in the art of folding the fitted sheet.
By Ahmad Zubair2 years ago in Humor
My Weekend with a Herd of Competitive Pigeons (Spoiler Alert: I Lost):
Have you ever dreamt of escaping the daily grind and connecting with nature? Well, let me tell you, there's a way more unexpected way to achieve that than a yoga retreat in Bali. This past weekend, I found myself knee-deep (well, maybe ankle-deep) in pigeon poop, surrounded by a feathery frenzy, all thanks to a very unique volunteer opportunity.
By Ahmad Zubair2 years ago in Humor
An Exposé on Gordon Ramsay
Today my roommate and I watched eight hours of Next Level Chef, hosted and judged by Gordon Ramsay. The show has no logic or rules or logic behind the rules, and we have no couch. We sat in two folding Bud Light lawn chairs that left scratches on the fresh paint on our walls.
By Deidre Lynn Thompson2 years ago in Humor
Have You Ever Lost Your Wisdom?
Have you ever wondered why we are calling some specific tooth as a wisdom tooth? Think about it: when you don't know something, it simply confuses you, doesn't it? And, yes, losing a tooth can feel like a chunk of knowledge has flown out the window!
By Ameer Bibi2 years ago in Humor
Who Named The Berries?
This story was originally published on Medium. ************** The smell of manure was thick in Melvin’s nose; as if Drustan, the village painter, was using it exclusively to create a brown mural on the walls of Melvin’s nostrils. He stepped through the field lightly as he carried the large basket of fruits. He was careful to step over all of Lord Leofric’s men, drunken and asleep in the dirt.
By Stephen Kramer Avitabile2 years ago in Humor
