satire
Relationship satire can be cathartic; when love hurts too much, just laugh.
Before accusing others, read this story first
In a village there was a young man who was extremely good, but he had a fatal flaw: he often spoke rudely to others. His parents and friends always advised him, and he always said, "What's the big deal, it's just a few words, what's the big deal?" Then he still did what he wanted.
By huangchenlun4 years ago in Humans
Alabama to Outlaw Intercourse
As stringent abortion legislation sweeps across the southern United States after the overturning of Roe v. Wade, Alabama’s governor called a special session of the Alabama state legislature to vote on a bill making it illegal to engage in vaginal intercourse.
By Jarrett Wilson4 years ago in Humans
Mothers. Laptops....JEALOUSY.
Hello Everyone! I'm sitting here in the cafe with my mother, who is utterly burning with jealousy. I bought a laptop off of my Brother (a good friend of mine from a previous job) and, of course, she is utterly jealous. My laptop is big, and its bold, and its....
By Ad-Libbing With The Z-Man4 years ago in Humans
China Admits Defeat in Secret War with America
China admitted defeat today in its 20 plus year secret war with America when it revealed that its ability to produce cheap goods and services could not keep up with seemingly unquenchable American demand for low priced tchotchke's and poor quality knick-knacks. The plan to flood the streets of America with ultra cheap consumer goods was said to be modeled on the CIAs much rumored but never confirmed plan to flood the streets of the inner city with crack cocaine in the 1980s in order to suppress a rising black populace that threatened the existing white power structure. Much like the CIA's beliefs about black youths and crack cocaine, the Chinese believed that American's would quickly become addicted to cheap crap. For both the CIA and the Chinese, the first part of the plan was a smashing success, but after those initial successes, the effectiveness of each plan began to diverge. While crack addicted black youths in the urban ghettos began to commit violent crime, drop out of school, and were sent to prison in record numbers exactly as the CIA had predicted, Americans were seemingly unfazed by their addiction to low priced knock off goods with humorously translated marketing and instructional content. While American consumer debt did balloon no collapse materialized and it was the Chinese that instead found themselves in an unsustainable position, unable to meet the continuing and growing American demand. Chinese economic Vice Mininster Wjen Zhanbo, said to be the brains behind the secret war said the following during his televised speech admitting the Chinese had been defeated. "While our secret war plan was brilliantly conceived and flawlessly executed we overlooked what now seems to be glaringly obvious, American's thirst for really shitty and poorly made crap is endless. Even the awesome power of the magnificent manufacturing machine that is Chinese industry was no match for American's lust for useless household goods and toys that break after thirty seconds of use. Ah well, hindsight is 20/20 they say."
By Everyday Junglist4 years ago in Humans
