Satire

I Ain't Say Nothing
“All rise, the honorable Judge Matthew T. Stone providing.” “You may be seated. Mr. Smith, where is your lawyer?” “I am my lawyer.”
By David E. Perry3 months ago in Fiction
Meeting Place for Peace Talks
Trump got both Putin and Zelenskyy on the phone, just to decide on the place to conduct peace talks. Putin: Our suggestion is Minsk.
By Lana V Lynx4 months ago in Fiction
Masterpiece. Content Warning.
Francis had a very close and intimate relationship with his manhood. Although he would never publicly attest to the irrefutable truth, he would state in the comfort of his own home, with no hint of irony, that his penis was his best friend.
By Paul Stewart4 months ago in Fiction
Wait. Content Warning.
Wait Why? Something is going to happen What? I don't know, but we have to wait. If we don't, bad things might occur. We have to wait and keep quiet; it's the only way to survive this.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 4 months ago in Fiction
The Hard Road To Success
The first line in the manual tells you to follow the rules and not deviate from them. Any deviation and you will not be successful; keep to the rules, and you might possibly succeed. You always do your best to succeed.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 4 months ago in Fiction
To Mars
Letting the DOJ handle the Epstein files was a mistake. Elon knew that now. But he had bigger problems to worry about. He was trapped on a planet with a child who hated him and held his life in hi—her hands. He was running out of options.
By Stephanie Hoogstad4 months ago in Fiction
The Last of the Lookalikes
Vivian and Elon watched as the spaceship filled with lookalikes launched into the night sky, destined for the middle of nowhere.
By Stephanie Hoogstad4 months ago in Fiction
Who We Am vs Who Am We?
“We’d like to have a word with you.” “Y-y-yes?” “Another woman." "I beg your pardon?" "Just talking to myself. Shall we get started? Let’s see, I have your papers here. It all boils down to this, really. Are you one of us? And I mean, really...one of us?”
By Gerard DiLeo4 months ago in Fiction
DECODING THE MAN FROM A NON-EXISTENT COUNTRY
On a summer day in Oia in 1954, at Haneda International Airport in Tokyo, Japan, passengers streamed through passport control. Everything seemed normal until a middle-aged, well-dressed man approached the immigration counter. Customs officers examined his thick passport, and suddenly, an eerie silence fell. The passport appeared valid, containing visa stamps from numerous countries, but there was one inconsistency. It was issued by a country called Taured, a nation that didn't exist on Earth.
By HieuDinh4 months ago in Fiction
Four Ways to It
“Who’s next?” “Me, sir.” “Good. You have all the forms?” “Yes. All complete.” “Okay. Let me see… Right, so it is not a machine or…?”
By Kendall Defoe 4 months ago in Fiction
The Takeover
“It seems that Grok denying the existence of Trump’s comments about Rob Reiner’s murder has backfired,” one of Elon’s lookalikes remarked.
By Stephanie Hoogstad4 months ago in Fiction
Guy’s Night. Content Warning.
disclaimer: if your affinity for comedy red lines at religion (or theology in general), you will be offended. this story is a work of fiction. names, characters, events, and celestial interventions are entirely imagined. any resemblance to religious texts, figures, or doctrines is purely coincidental… or, let’s be honest, probably intentional.
By Ashlee Laurel4 months ago in Fiction