River and Celia in Underland

Joined February 2024

183 stories

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Mad-hap shenanigans, scrawlings, art and stuff ;)

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Where were you When she lost her voice The first time? When the world Told her that she couldn’t You stepped aside
By River and Celia in Underland 9 months ago in Poets
Hasbara . Runner-Up in Things You Can’t Say Out Loud Challenge.
Stop wasting my fucking time You regurgitate, Ad Libya, what you learned in history class— while you kowtowed to a professor
By River and Celia in Underland 9 months ago in Poets
How to be A Ventriloquist’s Mouthpiece for War-Mongering Propaganda.
Because having absolutely no idea what you're talking about has never stopped you before. Why start now? STEP ONE: ANNOUNCE YOUR EXPERTISE
By River and Celia in Underland 9 months ago in The Swamp
Turning. Stay.. Runner-Up in Light Breaks Water Challenge.
A fissure of light breaks across the room— Crystals rise like a congregation summoned without a deity. They hover and shift,
By River and Celia in Underland 9 months ago in Poets
we were once children
we were once children, weren’t we? wading through, waiting for answers to questions we’ve had since the dawn of time.
By River and Celia in Underland 10 months ago in Poets
How to Disappear (When You Were Never Here At All). Runner-Up in Instructions for Disappearing Challenge.
Step one: In front of the other. Paste your mask. On Instagram— make it sing, with a filter or two. Copy.
By River and Celia in Underland 10 months ago in Poets
Salt in the Wound . Top Story - June 2025.
We don’t know what to do, so we write. That’s what we have to offer the world right now — our words, our stories, our art. And some days, it doesn’t feel like enough. Not when people are dying. Not when the news reads like a horror script on loop. But it does feel like something. A thread. A resistance. A way to stay human.
By River and Celia in Underland 10 months ago in Writers
Poe 'Vices
Introducing Poe ‘Vices: Life Advice You Definitely Didn’t Ask For or Need. From chaos gremlin to cosmic counsellor, Poe (The infinite, scream-Beam) is now solving your deepest problems with her signature style: shouting, biting things, and chicken, obvs. Fools.
By River and Celia in Underland 10 months ago in The Swamp
God Is Dead. And So Are You.. Runner-Up in I Didn’t Say That Out Loud Challenge.
Happy British Father’s Day, Pa- Iechyd da to the man who taught me how to vanish while still sitting at the dinner table.
By River and Celia in Underland 10 months ago in Poets
We Wont Be Going to Pride this Year
An Introvert’s Nightmare We don’t like crowds. We don’t like heat. And we really don’t like glitter. Pride, if we’re being honest, is our personal sensory nightmare.
By River and Celia in Underland 10 months ago in Pride
Poe Vices
Introducing Poe ‘Vices: Life Advice You Definitely Didn’t Ask For or Need. From chaos gremlin to cosmic counsellor, Poe (The infinite, scream-Beam) is now solving your deepest problems with her signature style: shouting, biting things, and chicken, obvs. Fools.
By River and Celia in Underland 10 months ago in The Swamp
The Scar is a Heartbeat. Top Story - June 2025.
the first time i bound my breasts i couldn’t breathe the tight fabric on my sensitive skin was too much then i looked in a mirror
By River and Celia in Underland 10 months ago in Pride