Shoulda' Brought the Bong

i like a joint

as much as the next bloke

so please

don’t get me wrong

i’m not a fiend

but i like the hit

we shoulda’ brought

the bloody bong

don’t mind

chowing down on edibles

but the hit (...it)

just takes too long

plus some of them

taste like shit

i knew we shoulda’ brought

the bloody bong

vaping’s ok

but it can munt ya really quick

and a fat scoob buzz

just don't last as long

i’m not smoking

from an aluminium can

i told you to bring

the bloody bong