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I Don't Spell Well

And It Gives Me A Whole New Vocabulary

By Mike Singleton πŸ’œ Mikeydred Published 3 years ago β€’ 1 min read

Intruduction

I am not good at spelling and my fat fingers cause so many embarrassing spelling mistakes that I am often picked up on them, and start to think that no one could possibly appreciate my work.

So I thought I would turn my words into a sort of poem, it's not really a poem, but a list of words, but then when you think about it, that's what a poem, story or book is, just a list of words in a particular order.

Music is "My Mistake" by Split Enz

β“βœ–οΈβ“ β“βœ–οΈβ“ β“βœ–οΈβ“ β“βœ–οΈβ“ β“βœ–οΈβ“ β“βœ–οΈβ“

These Are The Mistakes I Make

But Some Are Funny I Think

Here's My List, With You I'll Share

And Hopefully They Won't Stink

β“βœ–οΈβ“

Beautifuk

Awfuk

Mindfuk

Watchfuk

Dutifuk

Sinfuk

Joyfuk

Lawfuk

Artfuk

Wilfuk

Woefuk

Powerfuk

Tastefuk

Carefuk

Fruitfuk

Stressfuk

Wonderfuk

β“βœ–οΈβ“

This List Could Go On Forever

So I Will Cease And Let You Breathe

β“βœ–οΈβ“ β“βœ–οΈβ“ β“βœ–οΈβ“ β“βœ–οΈβ“ β“βœ–οΈβ“ β“βœ–οΈβ“

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  • Shays_creations homemade cards3 years ago

    some of those sound like cuss words

  • Zack Graham3 years ago

    Very clever - I think we all felt this one in a way.

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