Sit, Hooman
Listen well
I’m here to take control
Of this poor pathetic
Excuse of a planet
You call home
So you will take me to your leader
That I may finish my mission
And go home
To be celebrated
A hero among my kind
Tell me where to find your leader
The one they call the Milk Man.
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Comments (7)
Yes, Mother, milk it for all it's worth! Every cat I've ever known.
Hooman... loved that 🤣
Awe, poor kitty is not going to have success taking over the world as long as he priorities milk.
Hahahahahhahahaa the milk man!! I so was not expecting that!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yep. The council of Milk Men, Camera Men and...cats. Uh uh. Loved this and I desperately want to *boop* the invasion kitty there :)
Haha. That was great. 🤣
Ha! You got me. Bravo.